Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
i've created a new STD.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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