She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Randomize
