when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
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Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
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When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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