You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Randomize
