who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
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I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
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Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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