I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Is it penis luge time yet?
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
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