Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
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is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
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We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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