What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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