fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
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