You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
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explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
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Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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