worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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