But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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