? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
