If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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