"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
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Do I have a choice?
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If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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