when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
What happened?
New Orleans
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