Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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