there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
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I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
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My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
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