What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
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it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
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What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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