Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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