i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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