His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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