does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I need to wash the frat house off of me
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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