So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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