youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
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we're making bets on your personal life
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
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O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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