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So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Randomize
