he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Randomize