oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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