She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
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Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
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I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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