god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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