"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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