Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
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i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
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I need a beard to bite.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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