would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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