doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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