Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
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We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
im calling her cock vulture from now on
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
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I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
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