why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
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