Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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