You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
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