Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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