Grow some girl-balls and come out already
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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