Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
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