do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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