Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
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No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
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DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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