Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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