quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
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oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
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We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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