I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
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Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
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Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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