His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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