all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
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if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
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NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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