im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
im holly from the hills drunk
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
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my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
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I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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