I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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