if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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