What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
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At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
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I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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