I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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