I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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